Thursday, April 15, 2010

Big Ben

Really Big Ben? Again? I know the DA decided not to prosecute, and you're skating off scott free once again for inappropriate "relations" with another young women(this time at a nightclub in rural Georgia), but why do you keep putting yourself in these situations? You do realize that you are a two time Super Bowl winning quarterback of one of the most prestigious franchises in major sports. It shouldn't be that hard. I know guys that play in the Arena 2 Football League that have less trouble pulling tail than you. Here's a little advice, take it for what you will. Next time you decide to go celebrate your birthday, do it right. Take some of that multi-million dollar contract you have, go to Vegas, dress nice, get a private booth, make sure you have both of your Super Bowl Rings on, sit back, chill, and watch them flock to you. No need to have your body guards lock some poor country bumpkin in a bathroom with you to make it happen. If things don't happen to swing in your favor with the ladies that night just doing what I suggest, you can always "purchase" a good time later. It's Vegas!

Maybe one too many concussions last year I guess! Get it together man, before you ruin the great life you've been blessed with, or not, I hate the Steelers!

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